Boo! A Madea Halloween (2016)

Angela Ray: Alice

Quotes 

• Alice : Do you believe that Jesus is the Son of God?

  Madea : If that's what I gotta do, then that's what I'm doing. I believe!

  Alice : And you confess your sins?

  Madea : [looks around the church]  In front of all these children? You want me to confess all my sins in front of these men, I can't do that, I'll have them blushing.

  [laughs] 

  Madea : You don't know what I used to do back in the day, honey. It wan't no fun. Bam!

  [knocks her breasts together] 

• Alice : [Madea's making ghastly noises]  The Lord's working on her.

  Madea : No, that's not the Lord, that's these words tryin' come up

  [makes horrible bodily noises, near panic] 

  Madea : Don't cuss, Madea, you in a church, don't cuss, Madea... bind you, cussing demon! Cussing demon, I bind you!

• Alice : [in church]  You can't smoke in here, Miss Madea.

  Madea : [takes cigarette out of her mouth]  Okay, but didn't Moses have a burning bush?