- [Major tries to rush Ravi for the zombie cure]
- Major Lilywhite: Now, imagine how put out the guy who invented the polio vaccine must've been. You know, what with all the impatient children dying of polio stacking up.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Jonas Salk is the man's name. Perhaps if he'd score a touchback for the Huskers.
- Major Lilywhite: Or a touchdown for the Huskies.
- [Mr. Boss and his men walk Blaine out to a hole in the night woods]
- Blaine DeBeers: Oh, look. A hole. Someone could fall in there.
- [Mr. Boss throws Blaine's body down to the hole in the ground]
- Stacey Boss: There's your second-place prize. Well, God?
- Stacey Boss: [Mr. Boss waits to see if Blaine has a God call come down and save him, when nothing happens] I think we're good.
- [first lines]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Ravi tells Major and Liv what he salvaged from their unburied Utopium bodies] Stomach acid ate through all of the tainted Utopium-filled condoms they swallowed, but luckily, one of them had the good sense to stash these in their prison wallet, allowing me to salvage enough powder...
- Major Lilywhite: If not your dignity.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: ...to create more cure.
- [the coffee shop cashier Darcy reads Ravi their thought of the day]
- Darcy: 'We must become the change we wish to see in the world.' That's Gandhi.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Your boss is Gandhi?
- Darcy: No, the quote is Gandhi.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I know that. Of course I know that. I'm British. That manky old git cost us the crown jewel of our empire.
- [Liv asks Ravi if he heard what the last words of Leslie Morgan were while at the coffee shop]
- Olivia Moore: Did you happen to catch her last words?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: 'I'll get the pooper-scooper!' Then, ker-splat.
- [Liv tries to justify the death of Leslie Morgan]
- Olivia Moore: Maybe this is God's way of saying, 'Whoa, Seattle, too much coffee.'
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Not just any coffee. Positivity has Seattle's best coffee, verified by three straight titles in the local alt weekly reader's poll. Served up by the city's foxiest cashier. That part's simply my opinion.
- [Liv examines Leslie Morgan's brain and finds a piece of concrete in it]
- Olivia Moore: [Liv holds up a piece of Leslie's brain] You missed a piece of sidewalk.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Fiber.
- [Liv on coffee-girl-brain asks Clive what his notion of Heaven is]
- Olivia Moore: What's your notion of Heaven, Clive?
- Clive Babineaux: Just, you know, Heaven-heaven.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Except in 'Clive-heaven' things are a little bit tougher than here on Earth.
- [Liv on coffee-girl-brain asks Clive what brings him to the morgue on a beautiful morning]
- Olivia Moore: So, what brings you down here on this beautiful morning?
- Clive Babineaux: It's raining.
- Olivia Moore: [Liv with a smile] That's liquid sunshine, my friend. Don't believe me? Ask a farmer. Or a duck.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Or Gene Kelly.
- [Clive tells coffee-girl-brain Liv they're meeting the real estate agent Gary Derryberry]
- Clive Babineaux: The real estate agent Gary... Derryberry, is meeting us there.
- Olivia Moore: Gary Derryberry?
- Clive Babineaux: [Liv gasps] You know him?
- Olivia Moore: No, but he sounds like a hoot!
- [coffee-girl-brain Liv compliments Gary Derryberry's real estate apartment]
- Olivia Moore: Very airy, Gary Derryberry.
- [Clive arrests the coffee employee Pam in Leslie Morgan's apartment]
- Clive Babineaux: Ma'am, I'm arresting you for breaking and entering.
- Pam: Your lips are movin', but it's the system talkin'!
- [Ravi reminds Major that science is a marathon]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Science is a marathon, not a sprint.
- [coffee shop owner Stan Mendoza defends the Daily Grind to Liv and Clive]
- Stan Mendoza: Seattle's Daily Grind uses the same exact coffee. Same beans, same methods. You know what the difference is? They draw a little flower in the foam.
- Olivia Moore: I love those flowers!
- [Mr. Boss tells Drake about his first murder]
- Stacey Boss: I remember my first. It went so smooth, like filling out a 1040A. Afterwards, I treated myself to a steak. Double cut. Medium rare. It's a nice tradition.
- [Ravi tests Liv with a Jennifer Lawrence question]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Little test here, Liv. Jennifer Lawrence, out of my league?
- Olivia Moore: She'd be lucky to have you.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Of course she would.
- [Pam sings a song she wrote for her boss Leslie Morgan while at Leslie's memorial service]
- Pam: [singing] Leslie, Leslie, I loved you like my bestie / I'm making cappuccinos, roll up like Al Pacino / Leslie, Leslie, Leslie, in peace may you rest-ie.
- [Ravi tells Liv that he'll ask Cher for her alibi]
- Olivia Moore: You won't ask a poor orphaned girl for her alibi? Clive would. But not you. You're a softie like me.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: You know, I'm offended. I'm just as hard as the next man. Yeah? Be it Clive, or Jason Statham, or Dwayne Johnson. A man so hard, he was once called The Rock.
- [Liv and Clive tell Gilbert Lambert that they know he's the murderer of Leslie Morgan]
- Clive Babineaux: Pardon my French, Gilbert. Your ass is grass.
- Olivia Moore: 'A work of art is a confession.'
- [Cher confesses to Clive that she killed her mother and then set up her boyfriend Gilbert]
- Cher: Something that body snatcher that replaced my mom after The Beacon Forum never understood. Love makes you stupid.
- [Drake tells Detective Benedetto to arrest him if they want to talk again]
- Drake Holloway: Right, well, if you forgot anything, just haul me in, cold-cock me, and we can talk.
- Detective Lou Benedetto: Cold what you?
- [Mr. Boss tells Blaine that he used to be a Dungeons & Dragons player]
- Stacey Boss: I did. I was a hell of a Dungeon Master. If players screwed up, they did something dumb, they paid the price. But... as they were bleeding out on the battlefield, there was always a Hail Mary. The God call. That 1% chance the God that they worshipped would come down from the heavens, smite their enemies and save them. I suggest you make your God call.
- [Mr. Boss asks Blaine if he has any last words before putting him in the hole]
- Stacey Boss: Here we are. Any last words?
- Blaine DeBeers: [Blaine smiles] I gave you a run for your money, didn't I?
- [Liv narrates her final thoughts about what love is]
- Olivia Moore: [narrating] What is it Cher said? 'Love makes you stupid.' With every passing hour, Leslie's impossibly upbeat brain has less control over me, and I'm able to see how naive I am about Drake. Does this mean I'm in love, or does it mean I'm dimwitted? Or is it the fact that even as I get back to my old self, I'm still giddy about him showing up that makes me an idiot?
- [Liv has finally discovered the true identity of Gilda, and punches her in the face]
- Olivia Moore: [to Gilda laying on the floor] So... Gilda, or Rita, or whatever the hell your real name is. How many pictures of Major did I have around the house? Did you hunt him down on Tinder using a phony name? Or... no. You knew he was a trainer. That's how you found him? Those lingerie shots that you sent him when you knew your texts were already tearing me up. Was that part of the fun?
- Gilda: I...
- Olivia Moore: [interrupting] You know what? I don't want to hear your side of it. You're a sick bitch and I just want you out now! Because at midnight, I'm going to hunt down anything you left behind and burn it!
- [Don E. finds zombie-Candy in the basement of the morgue]
- Don Everhart: Candy, have you seen Blaine? He's been ignoring my texts all day. He knows I have abandonment issues.
- Don Everhart: [Candy turns around eating on a brain] Oh, damn!
- [last lines]
- Troop Leader: [Blaine crawls out of the ground behind a group of girl scouts during their bird watching] Girls, binoculars up. It's not quite mating season, so we might not see any pairs. But if you keep your eyes open you might get lucky.
- Troop Leader: [Blaine walks up behind the girls half naked] There's one over there. You see it? The yellow belly. No. Look! It flew over there. Three branches down from the top left.
- [as the girls scream when they see Blaine covered in dirt walk past them]
- [coffee-shop-brain Liv chooses to believe that the spirit of Leslie Morgan is in a better place]
- Olivia Moore: What a mess. Poor thing. I choose to believe she's in a better place now.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Than under an air conditioner, you mean?
- Olivia Moore: I'm talking about Shangri-La. The happy hunting grounds. Valhalla. The great coffee shop in the sky.
- [Clive questions the coffee employee Pam when finding her in Leslie Morgan's apartment]
- Pam: My Boss was murdered. And that woman made me what I am today.
- Clive Babineaux: A pot-smokin' break-in artist?
- Pam: Hey, that's reductive, man. 'Cause I was here huntin' for clues. I just took a little break for a little pain relief.
- [Pam smokes more of her weed]
- [Major and Ravi see New Hope the test rat subject dead in its cage]
- Major Lilywhite: It's not like whatever happens to this rat happens to me.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Oh! Hey! Maybe he's grown wings and like super powerful...
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [when both Major and Ravi find New Hope dead] Balls.
- [Kenny the bag man collects Mr. Boss's money from Blaine]
- Kenny: I work for Mr. Boss. I believe you have something for me.
- Kenny: [Blaine hands him the cash] Fifteen more payments and you're free and clear.
- Blaine DeBeers: I'm not sure I ever want it to end. If it means not having these moments together, you know?
- [the coffee shop cashier Darcy meets Clive and Liv while at Positivity]
- Darcy: Hi! Welcome to Positivity. What can I get for you this amazing morning?
- Clive Babineaux: I'm Detective Babineaux, Seattle P.D.
- Olivia Moore: I'm Dr. Moore, with the medical examiner's office.
- Darcy: Oh, you must know Ravi. He's one of my favorites.
- Olivia Moore: Isn't he just the best?
- [Liv and Clive ask to speak to the manager of the Positivity coffee shop]
- Clive Babineaux: Could we speak to your manager?
- Darcy: I'm a manager. Everyone who works here is. We're all co-managers.
- Olivia Moore: Amazing.
- [the coffee shop cashier Darcy tells Clive and Liv about the jar of money they're raising for Pam]
- Olivia Moore: Oh, look, Clive, they're collecting money to get Pam out of jail.
- Darcy: Pam would never hurt Leslie. It's not just me saying that. So is the money in the jar.
- Clive Babineaux: The jar is half-empty.
- Olivia Moore: It's half-full.
- [the coffee shop cashier Darcy tells Clive about the chances Leslie Morgan would give people]
- Darcy: She made a point of hiring the less-advantaged. So that they could have a second chance. Or even a third chance.
- Clive Babineaux: How many chances did Pam get?
- Darcy: Lots.
- [Kenny the bag man reminds Mr. Boss why Blaine had the nickname of Chinatown]
- Kenny: [about Blaine] Remember his nickname?
- Stacey Boss: No.
- Kenny: Chinatown. 'Cause you gave him a corner right in the middle. Of the blue cobras' territory, told him it was his if he could hold it.
- Stacey Boss: In Chinatown. Got it. Great story.
- Kenny: No. That's not how he got his name. He got it from the way he took the corner. He recruited these two 'roided-up Asian dudes from the gym. And put blue cobra tattoos on 'em. Had 'em grab the beat cop that worked that corner. They sliced open his nostril like Nicholson's. In Chinatown.
- [Ravi tells Darcy what the millennium falcon is]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Bonjour, Darcy I've been at the lab all day, so I didn't really get a chance to primp. So, apologies if my hair looks like I've been driving with my head outside the window of the millennium falcon.
- Darcy: Is that the new ford? The one for millennials?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Ravi chuckles] Ford. Well played. Wait, what?
- Darcy: Hmm?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Hmm? The millennium falcon. A modified yt-1300 light freighter? Piloted by Han Solo? Played by Harrison Ford in Star Wars.
- Darcy: Oh, Star Wars. Right.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Ravi smiles] Yeah.
- Darcy: I've never seen it.
- [when Ravi loses all expression in his face]
- [Liv on coffee-shop-brain tries to comfort Cher for the loss of her mother Leslie Morgan]
- Cher: Behind all those nutty sayings, She was just the kindest...
- Olivia Moore: Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
- Cher: That's exactly the kind of dorky thing she would say.
- [Blaine tries to make conversation with Mr. Boss]
- Blaine DeBeers: I hear you're a procol harum fan.
- Stacey Boss: I never cared for that psychedelic pseudo-mystical stuff. More of a British invasion guy.
- Blaine DeBeers: Let's go back to my place, man. I'll play you anything you want. Beatles. Stones. Kinks.
- Stacey Boss: Your playing days are over, I'm afraid. Lucky u. Sometimes, pointing out the irony almost feels cheap.
- Major Lilywhite: Hey, a couple of months of not being a zombie sounds good to rne. I mean, no offense.
- Olivia Moore: I'm gonna take a little offense.