Quotes
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Selina Meyer : What would you guys do if you had to choose between your cock and your balls?
Ben Cafferty : I could lose them both. I mean, at this stage they're purely decorative.
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Ben Cafferty : Ma'am, you cannot bail out Charlie Baird's bank.
Selina Meyer : Why not?
Ben Cafferty : 'Cause that's gonna look like you care more about your boyfriend than you do the economy, normal people, and everything else you're supposed to care about.
Kent Davison : AIDS for example.
Ben Cafferty : Thanks, Kent's autism.
