- Chauncey: Sign here, fella.
- Edgar: It's a college scholarship.
- Rocket J. Squirrel, Bullwinkle J. Moose: A scholarship?
- Chauncey: Certainly. I can see at a glance you're brainy.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah.
- Chauncey: You're intelligent.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah.
- Chauncey: You're brilliant.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah!
- Chauncey: Then why don't you sign?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I forget how to make a B.
- Narrator: And propelled by mighty moose muscle, Rocky flashed clear to town, into the grocery store and back before you can say "Jack Robinson."
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Jack Robin...
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Here I am!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: By golly, I couldn't at that.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [sarcastically] So I see.
- Narrator: And Bullwinkle faded back, cocked his arm, and fired a forward pass that travelled... a miserable ten feet and fell to the ground.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: How's that, coach? Coach? Gee, where'd he go?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Over in a dead faint, that's where.
- [the coach is seen lying unconscious on the ground]
- Narrator: Two scouts are trying to sign up Bullwinkle.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, you know who these fellas are?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Pick and Pat?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: No.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Gallagher and Shean?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: No.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Null and Void? Fair and Warmer?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: No, they're scouts.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: If they're scouts, let's see 'em rub two sticks together.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: They're football scouts.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Then, let's see 'em rub two footballs together.