The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Wossamotta U: Parts 1-2 (1963)
Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Professor #1, Deaf Professor, Professor #5, Edgar, M.C.A., Mr. Peabody, Luigi, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Chauncey : Sign here, fella.
Edgar : It's a college scholarship.
Rocket J. Squirrel , Bullwinkle J. Moose : A scholarship?
Chauncey : Certainly. I can see at a glance you're brainy.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah.
Chauncey : You're intelligent.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah.
Chauncey : You're brilliant.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah!
Chauncey : Then why don't you sign?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : I forget how to make a B.
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Narrator : And propelled by mighty moose muscle, Rocky flashed clear to town, into the grocery store and back before you can say "Jack Robinson."
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Jack Robin...
Rocket J. Squirrel : Here I am!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : By golly, I couldn't at that.
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Bullwinkle J. Moose : When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest!
Rocket J. Squirrel : [sarcastically] So I see.
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Narrator : And Bullwinkle faded back, cocked his arm, and fired a forward pass that travelled... a miserable ten feet and fell to the ground.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : How's that, coach? Coach? Gee, where'd he go?
Rocket J. Squirrel : Over in a dead faint, that's where.
[the coach is seen lying unconscious on the ground]
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Narrator : Two scouts are trying to sign up Bullwinkle.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, you know who these fellas are?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Pick and Pat?
Rocket J. Squirrel : No.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Gallagher and Shean?
Rocket J. Squirrel : No.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Null and Void? Fair and Warmer?
Rocket J. Squirrel : No, they're scouts.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : If they're scouts, let's see 'em rub two sticks together.
Rocket J. Squirrel : They're football scouts.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Then, let's see 'em rub two footballs together.
