The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Louse on 92nd Street: Parts 5-6 (1963)

June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Beauty, Nell Fenwick, Old Lady, Newsboy, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Narrator : Wasting no time, our heroes decided to throw Fingers Scarnose off the track. They boarded a train and sped south for two hours. Then transferring to a bus, they doubled back and traveled north for an hour and a half. Leaving the bus, they paddled a canoe due east up a creek until noon. Then setting out on foot, they fought their way west through the backcountry.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [panting]  Do you think we've lost Fingers Scarnose, Bullwinkle?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I don't know, but you certainly threw me off the track.

• Mink Farmer : So you fellas desire to work mink, eh?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yes, sir.

  Mink Farmer : All right. I'll give you $40 a week and all you can eat.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : The $40 a week sounds fine, but I don't desire to eat any minks, if it's all the same to you.

• [Boris is about to run Bullwinkle through a saw] 

  Boris Badenov : Well, honey bun, at last I will keep moose from testifying against my hero, Fingers Scarnose, and you will get moose skin babushka out of the deal at the same time. Ha ha ha ha.

  Natasha Fatale : Oh, you're such a thoughtful little stinker, Boris, dahlink.

• Narrator : Time was rapidly running out and with Bullwinkle only inches away from the cruel saw, Rocky struck upon a bold plan. Sneaking to the phone in the sawmill office, he placed a call.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [on the phone]  Hello, electric company. This is the sawmill calling. I just thought I'd tell you that I can't pay my electric bill.

  [the power goes out in the sawmill and the saw stops running] 

  Narrator : Everybody knows that when you don't pay your bill, they cut off your electricity.

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : [after Rocky saves him]  Rocky, baby, your timing is perfect.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Never mind that. We gotta get you to that trial to testify.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Right! Let's go!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Wait. There's one more thing I got to do first.

  Narrator : Stopping by the phone, Rocky made another call to the electric company.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [on phone]  Electric company, this is the sawmill again. I just found out that I can pay my bill after all.

  [outside] 

  Boris Badenov : Watch, Natasha. Here is trick I learned in the army. You put penny in fuse box and you get results right away.

  [Boris sticks a coin in the fuse box and is electrocuted] 

  Natasha Fatale : Please, Boris. This is no time to be showing off.