The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Louse on 92nd Street: Parts 5-6 (1963)

William Conrad: Narrator, Dudley Do-Right Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : Wasting no time, our heroes decided to throw Fingers Scarnose off the track. They boarded a train and sped south for two hours. Then transferring to a bus, they doubled back and traveled north for an hour and a half. Leaving the bus, they paddled a canoe due east up a creek until noon. Then setting out on foot, they fought their way west through the backcountry.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [panting]  Do you think we've lost Fingers Scarnose, Bullwinkle?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I don't know, but you certainly threw me off the track.

• Narrator : Time was rapidly running out and with Bullwinkle only inches away from the cruel saw, Rocky struck upon a bold plan. Sneaking to the phone in the sawmill office, he placed a call.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [on the phone]  Hello, electric company. This is the sawmill calling. I just thought I'd tell you that I can't pay my electric bill.

  [the power goes out in the sawmill and the saw stops running] 

  Narrator : Everybody knows that when you don't pay your bill, they cut off your electricity.

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : [after Rocky saves him]  Rocky, baby, your timing is perfect.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Never mind that. We gotta get you to that trial to testify.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Right! Let's go!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Wait. There's one more thing I got to do first.

  Narrator : Stopping by the phone, Rocky made another call to the electric company.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [on phone]  Electric company, this is the sawmill again. I just found out that I can pay my bill after all.

  [outside] 

  Boris Badenov : Watch, Natasha. Here is trick I learned in the army. You put penny in fuse box and you get results right away.

  [Boris sticks a coin in the fuse box and is electrocuted] 

  Natasha Fatale : Please, Boris. This is no time to be showing off.