- [Boris and Natasha are swimming after Rocky and Bullwinkle]
- Boris Badenov: Faster, Natasha, faster!
- Natasha Fatale: How can I swim faster with you on my back?
- Boris Badenov: Well, one of us got to steer.
- [Rocky and Bullwinkle just explained their situation to the Chinese authorities]
- Chinese Authority: All right, we let you go back to Frostbite Falls on one condition.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: You name it.
- Chinese Authority: Promise to send shirts to American laundries! They do good job, too.
- One Ton Lee: [captures Rocky and Bullwinkle] You guys honorable prisoner.
- Narrator: Yes, Badenov's hatchet man was Johnny on the spot.
- One Ton Lee: Name One Ton, not Johnny.
- [Rocky gets a new shirt for Bullwinkle just in time for his testimonial dinner]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: And so you see, friends, if it hadn't been for my little pal Rocky, I might be the most embarrassed moose in the world.
- ["Eat At Joe's" lights up on Bullwinkle's shirt]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yes, sir. That little guy would give you the shirt off his back. That is, if you were a size 3.
- Natasha Fatale: Ready with torture, Boris.
- Boris Badenov: Roger Wilco, Natasha. Okay, start eating!
- Narrator: And the willing Natasha dug into the most scrumptious chocolate, marshmallow, strawberry, banana split, hot fudge sundae you ever saw!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Oh, mother of pearl! I can't stand it! I give up! I give up! Here, take the package!
- [Boris, Natasha, and One Ton escapes with the package]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Oh, there goes your shirt, Bullwinkle.
- [the bomb within the package explodes]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: And there goes the city dump, Rock.