The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Bullwinkle's Testimonial Dinner: Parts 5-6 (1963)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, One Ton Lee, Castle Cook, Duke Porkington of Hogg, Dudley Do-Right, Homer, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : [while hiding in a Chinese junk]  Where'd they find this thing, in a junkyard?

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : Boy, the budget on this show is awful. A rotting junk, a dilapidated shack.

• [Rocky and Bullwinkle just explained their situation to the Chinese authorities] 

  Chinese Authority : All right, we let you go back to Frostbite Falls on one condition.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You name it.

  Chinese Authority : Promise to send shirts to American laundries! They do good job, too.

• One Ton Lee : [captures Rocky and Bullwinkle]  You guys honorable prisoner.

  Narrator : Yes, Badenov's hatchet man was Johnny on the spot.

  One Ton Lee : Name One Ton, not Johnny.

• [Rocky gets a new shirt for Bullwinkle just in time for his testimonial dinner] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : And so you see, friends, if it hadn't been for my little pal Rocky, I might be the most embarrassed moose in the world.

  ["Eat At Joe's" lights up on Bullwinkle's shirt] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yes, sir. That little guy would give you the shirt off his back. That is, if you were a size 3.

• Natasha Fatale : Ready with torture, Boris.

  Boris Badenov : Roger Wilco, Natasha. Okay, start eating!

  Narrator : And the willing Natasha dug into the most scrumptious chocolate, marshmallow, strawberry, banana split, hot fudge sundae you ever saw!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh, mother of pearl! I can't stand it! I give up! I give up! Here, take the package!

• [Boris, Natasha, and One Ton escapes with the package] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Oh, there goes your shirt, Bullwinkle.

  [the bomb within the package explodes] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : And there goes the city dump, Rock.