The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
The Ruby Yacht: Parts 5-6 (1963)
Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Captain, Pasha, Winnie, Mr. Peabody, Scientist, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Rocket J. Squirrel : There it is, Bullwinkle. New York City.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah. Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building, India Inc. Company.
Rocket J. Squirrel , Bullwinkle J. Moose : India Inc.?
Narrator : The realization that they have been towed all the way to the harbor of Bombay suddenly sank in.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : I think I shall now be sick.
Grand Vizier : Don't waste it! Wait until you reach our remote city!
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Rocket J. Squirrel : [while hiding in a lifeboat] Whew! I think we're safe.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : I think you're right.
Narrator : They were both wrong for the S.S. Plankton was up to its Plimsoll line in cargo and something had to be tossed overboard.
Captain : What'll it be? Passengers or lifeboat?
Sailors : PASSENGERS!
Narrator : Well, we couldn't get away with it on a kids' show, so it was the lifeboat they jettisoned. The one occupied by Rocky and Bullwinkle!
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[Bullwinkle is about to be pushed into a snake pit]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Look, if I have to go this way, those snakes can walk over to me.
Grand Vizier : Silence, thief of thieves! Push him in!
Rocket J. Squirrel : Stop!
Grand Vizier : Stop? Eh, eh, what do you mean stop? You can't say "stop" when we're about to push Moose over! What is wrong with you?
Rocket J. Squirrel : I SAID STOP, AND I MEAN STOP!
Grand Vizier : He said "stop."
Pasha : How about that?
Narrator : Well, no one had ever said that before, so they all adjourned to the throne room leaving the snake pit behind.
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Pasha : Now what gives with all this "stop" jazz?
Rocket J. Squirrel : Your Eminence.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Your Majesty.
Pasha : Skip the flattery. We all know I'm great.
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Rocket J. Squirrel : Look, Bullwinkle, just do me a favor. Don't enter any more boat races.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh, never fear. Next year it's the marble shootout. I won't even come close to winning.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Why do you say that?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, look at my marble. It's all oblongish, and not the least bit round, and it got the word "hope" on it.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Hokey smokes! That might be the Hope Diamond!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, at least it won't be hopeless then, eh, Rock? Ha ha ha! Rock?
[lines read "No, don't! Just a joke, Rock!" and Bullwinkle, terrified, goes off the ship]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Rocket J? Ooh, Rock?