The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Ruby Yacht: Parts 5-6 (1963)

William Conrad: Narrator

Quotes 

• Rocket J. Squirrel : There it is, Bullwinkle. New York City.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah. Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building, India Inc. Company.

  Rocket J. Squirrel , Bullwinkle J. Moose : India Inc.?

  Narrator : The realization that they have been towed all the way to the harbor of Bombay suddenly sank in.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I think I shall now be sick.

  Grand Vizier : Don't waste it! Wait until you reach our remote city!

• Rocket J. Squirrel : [while hiding in a lifeboat]  Whew! I think we're safe.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I think you're right.

  Narrator : They were both wrong for the S.S. Plankton was up to its Plimsoll line in cargo and something had to be tossed overboard.

  Captain : What'll it be? Passengers or lifeboat?

  Sailors : PASSENGERS!

  Narrator : Well, we couldn't get away with it on a kids' show, so it was the lifeboat they jettisoned. The one occupied by Rocky and Bullwinkle!

• [Bullwinkle is about to be pushed into a snake pit] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Look, if I have to go this way, those snakes can walk over to me.

  Grand Vizier : Silence, thief of thieves! Push him in!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Stop!

  Grand Vizier : Stop? Eh, eh, what do you mean stop? You can't say "stop" when we're about to push Moose over! What is wrong with you?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : I SAID STOP, AND I MEAN STOP!

  Grand Vizier : He said "stop."

  Pasha : How about that?

  Narrator : Well, no one had ever said that before, so they all adjourned to the throne room leaving the snake pit behind.

• Narrator : There were two ways of dying in Jaipur. Just living there and being cast into the dreaded cobra pit.