The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Goof Gas Attack: Parts 1-2 (1962)

June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Nell Fenwick, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Rocket J. Squirrel : I'm worried, Bullwinkle.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : The ratings of the show down again?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : No.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : That's odd.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : There have been two attempts on your life.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Don't worry, we'll be renewed.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : I'm not talking about The Bullwinkle Show.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You'd better. We could use the publicity.

• Narrator : Yes, the detective was now as dumb as the scientists. It seemed that the smarter the investigator, the dumber he became.

  Professor : That's it, gentlemen. We must start from the opposite direction.

  Men : Hmm?

  Professor : We have to find a sleuth with no brain to affect. We need the services of the greatest numbskull in America.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : And that's...

  Narrator : No. Heh, you're getting ahead of the story.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh.

  Narrator : Well, the great hunt was on. Government files were ransacked with the names and records of every clod poll, dimbulb, and schnook in the country. Finally, the choice was made.

  Professor : Gentlemen, upon this one nitwit rests the fate of our entire nation.

  Men : And his name?

  [scene switches to Rocky and Bullwinkle's house] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [reads envelope]  "Bullwinkle Moose, Frostbite Falls, Minnesota."

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Now?

  Narrator : Uh, now.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You called?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, here's a letter for you, Bullwinkle.

• [after Bullwinkle tosses a hand grenade back where it came from] 

  Natasha Fatale : Boris! Boris Badenov! Where are you?

  Boris Badenov : I'm up in a tree!

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, did you get blown up by your own grenade again?

  Boris Badenov : [sarcastically]  No, I'm up here robbing birds' nests!

  Natasha Fatale : But why?

  Boris Badenov : It keeps me off the streets, that's why. About ten feet off.

  Natasha Fatale : Oh, well, not starting out this story very well, dahlink.

• Natasha Fatale : Boris, to get moose and squirrel, you would wreck a whole train?

  Boris Badenov : You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, poopsie.

• [Bullwinkle trips, and falls, over a rope and a shotgun goes off, narrowly missing him] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Boy, a good thing you fell, Bullwinkle. That thing went off right over your head.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Let's look on the bright side, Rock, it missed.

  [Boris is seen bruised and with shredded clothes] 

  Boris Badenov : Not quite.

• Natasha Fatale : Well, dahlink, you failed three times in one episode.

  Boris Badenov : I know, it's a new course record.