The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Goof Gas Attack: Parts 1-2 (1962)

William Conrad: Narrator, Dudley Do-Right Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : Yes, the detective was now as dumb as the scientists. It seemed that the smarter the investigator, the dumber he became.

  Professor : That's it, gentlemen. We must start from the opposite direction.

  Men : Hmm?

  Professor : We have to find a sleuth with no brain to affect. We need the services of the greatest numbskull in America.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : And that's...

  Narrator : No. Heh, you're getting ahead of the story.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh.

  Narrator : Well, the great hunt was on. Government files were ransacked with the names and records of every clod poll, dimbulb, and schnook in the country. Finally, the choice was made.

  Professor : Gentlemen, upon this one nitwit rests the fate of our entire nation.

  Men : And his name?

  [scene switches to Rocky and Bullwinkle's house] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [reads envelope]  "Bullwinkle Moose, Frostbite Falls, Minnesota."

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Now?

  Narrator : Uh, now.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You called?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, here's a letter for you, Bullwinkle.

• Narrator : Little did our friends know that high above them flew a mysterious black airplane which at that moment dropped its nose and plummeted down directly at their railroad car. Well, who's in that plane? And will it really smash into the train? And if so, will our heroes escape? And if they do...

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : And if you don't hurry, it's gonna hit us before the episode ends!