- Reporter: Is it true, Bullwinkle? You're going to Abalone?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Oh, I never shop at Abalone's. Too crowded, you know. I always buy my groceries at the J&T.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: You don't understand, Bullwinkle. Somehow or rather, when you said you'll go, everyone assumed you'd volunteered to go to an island in the Aegean Sea.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: What's wrong with the milk in this country?
- Narrator: It took Rocky the bitter part of the night to explain what had happened. In fact, he was still explaining aboard a jet airliner bound for Europe.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: And if those cannons aren't taken care of, they could blow up the world!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: What's that got to do with the price of milk?
- [Boris reveals he will blow up the world unless Rocky and Bullwinkle are delivered to him]
- Natasha Fatale: For why you let those two bug you?
- Boris Badenov: Because, Natasha, I promised someone I rid hemisphere of all goody-goodies.
- Natasha Fatale: Who you promised?
- Boris Badenov: Ha ha ha ha ha! Me.
- [Rocky finds writing on the prison floor]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [reads] "Monte Cristo was here". Hey, do you know what that means?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah, some guy was in here making sandwiches.