The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Painting Theft: Parts 1-2 (1962)

June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Red White, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Narrator : Today, our story begins at the National Art Gallery in France. A fabulous collection of paintings dating back many hundreds of years and including thousands of old masters. So valuable are these pictures that every room in the gallery is watched by not one, but two guards. Guards whose loyalty is unquestionable. Guards who are honest, faithful...

  [notices Boris and Natasha disguised as guards] 

  Narrator : And, uh...

  Boris Badenov : How about true blue?

  Narrator : But you're not...

  Boris Badenov : Ssh!

  [points to a sign that says "Quiet Please!"] 

  Narrator : [whispers]  But you're not guards. You're Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale.

  Natasha Fatale : Right, dahlink.

  Narrator : Well, what are you doing here?

  Boris Badenov : Just waiting for you to introduce us.

• Narrator : For a short time later, Boris and Natasha were on a jet plane heading for uh, uh...

  Natasha Fatale : Yes, where are we headed, Boris?

  Boris Badenov : To pick up the package we mailed.

  Natasha Fatale : Where did you address it, dahlink?

  Boris Badenov : Think, Natasha. Who could you send a million dollar package to, he'd be dumb enough to give it back?

  Natasha Fatale : You don't mean...

  Boris Badenov : Yes, I do.

  Narrator : Yes, that package which arrived at its destination a few days later was addressed to...

  Mailman : Bullwinkle Moose. Frostbite Falls, Minnesota!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : That's me, alrighty!

• Natasha Fatale : Boris, you got fiendish plan?

  Boris Badenov : When don't I got fiendish plan?

• Rocket J. Squirrel : [to a disguised Boris]  Hey, haven't we met before?

  Boris Badenov : You've probably seen my portrait in several galleries.

  Natasha Fatale : [whispers]  Art galleries, Boris?

  Boris Badenov : Rogues' galleries, Natasha.