The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Missouri Mish Mash: Parts 9-10 (1961)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Fearless Leader, Executioner, Clem, Little Man #1, Mr. Peabody, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• [Fearless Leader's rocket passes over Peaceful Valley every few minutes as it orbits the Earth. Two duck hunters take notice] 

  Harlow : Hush. Somethin's coming over now, Clem.

  Clem : I'll shoot it, Harlow.

  Harlow : Sure don't look much like a duck.

  Clem : Whaddya mean?

  Harlow : Ain't got no wings, got no feathers, and it's fifty feet long.

  Clem : But on t'other hand...

  Harlow : What?

  Clem : It's the first thing that's flew over today.

  Harlow : You're right, Clem.

  [the duck hunters open fire at the passing rocket] 

  Fearless Leader : [angrily, as he zooms by overhead]  ... you clumsy fools! I'll have you drawn and quartered for this sort of thing...!

  Harlow : You know somethin', Clem?

  Clem : What's that, Harlow?

  Harlow : Didn't *sound* like a duck, neither.

• [Bullwinkle tosses Rocky in the air, so he can intercept Fearless Leader's orbiting rocket] 

  Narrator : And the plucky squirrel hurtled high into the air, just as the missile came into view once again. But Fearless Leader, thinking Rocky was an American anti-missile missile, began to unlimber a fearsome weapon!

  [Fearless Leader pulls a lever, opening a hatch on the underside of the rocket and lowering a missile emblazoned with a skull and crossbones] 

  Fearless Leader : [breaking the fourth wall]  Jawohl! This is my anti- anti-missile-missile missile!

• Boris Badenov : [serves a drumstick]  Have some more chicken. Plenty more where that come from.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, but where did it come from?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : From an egg.

  Boris Badenov : No, from neighbor's chicken coop.