The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Missouri Mish Mash: Parts 9-10 (1961)

Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Professor, Harlow, Restaurant Patron, Restaurant Manager, Talbot Heffelfinger, General, Indian, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• [Boris, disguised as Devil Dan Hatful, is banging his head against the wall in frustration] 

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, vy you're beating your head against wall?

  Boris Badenov : I'm not used to being *nice* to people! I got to *hurt* somebody.

  Natasha Fatale : But vy yourself?

  Boris Badenov : I was handy.

• [Fearless Leader's rocket passes over Peaceful Valley every few minutes as it orbits the Earth. Two duck hunters take notice] 

  Harlow : Hush. Somethin's coming over now, Clem.

  Clem : I'll shoot it, Harlow.

  Harlow : Sure don't look much like a duck.

  Clem : Whaddya mean?

  Harlow : Ain't got no wings, got no feathers, and it's fifty feet long.

  Clem : But on t'other hand...

  Harlow : What?

  Clem : It's the first thing that's flew over today.

  Harlow : You're right, Clem.

  [the duck hunters open fire at the passing rocket] 

  Fearless Leader : [angrily, as he zooms by overhead]  ... you clumsy fools! I'll have you drawn and quartered for this sort of thing...!

  Harlow : You know somethin', Clem?

  Clem : What's that, Harlow?

  Harlow : Didn't *sound* like a duck, neither.

• Boris Badenov : [serves a drumstick]  Have some more chicken. Plenty more where that come from.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, but where did it come from?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : From an egg.

  Boris Badenov : No, from neighbor's chicken coop.