The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Missouri Mish Mash: Parts 7-8 (1961)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Fearless Leader, Caleb, Ephraim, Dudley Do-Right, Mountie, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Rocket J. Squirrel : There's just one thing that bothers me, Bullwinkle.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You're lucky. I got dozens.

• [Two Hatfuls watch Rocky and Bullwinkle enter the empty town square] 

  Pa Hatful : Whaddya think, Caleb? Be they Floys, or be-n't they Floys?

  Caleb : Well, my feuding guide don't list no Floys with antlers. But we better not take chances.

  Pa Hatful : You mean we plug 'em anyways?

  Caleb : You bet!

  Pa Hatful : What if we're wrong?

  Caleb : We can always apologize.

  Pa Hatful : [chuckles]  Caleb, you ought to be with the United Nations.

  Caleb : Who's feuding with them?

  Pa Hatful : Seems like durn near everybody.

• [Two Floys watch Rocky and Bullwinkle with suspicion] 

  Floy : Speak up, Ephraim. Be they Hatfuls, or be-n't they Hatfuls?

  Ephraim : Well, that 'ere biggun looks like a hat *rack*.

  Floy : That's close enough. Ready, aim...

• [Rocky and Bullwinkle escape a hail of gunfire unscathed] 

  Pa Hatful : Drabnaddit, Caleb! Can't you hit 'em!

  Caleb : Nope! Them fellers must have charmed lives.

  Pa Hatful : You'd think they was TV heroes!

• Narrator : Last time, you remember, our heroes found themselves in the middle of an old Missouri feud between the Hatfuls and the Floys. They were shot at by both sides, and when they tried to get out of town, were captured by a gang of Hatfuls.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : A hatful of Hatfuls, you might say.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : If you were in a joking mood.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Which we aren't.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Anything I don't trust, it's a helpful hostile Hatful.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I'm glad you said that!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Why?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I couldn'ta.

• [Boris, disguised as Devil Dan Hatful, answers the telephone] 

  Boris Badenov : Devil Dan Hatful, the mountain troubadour.

  Fearless Leader : I want to speak to that nincompoop, Boris Badenov.

  Boris Badenov : [angrily]  Nincompoop? Nincompoop? Who *is* this?

  Fearless Leader : Fearless Leader. Who's *this*?

  Boris Badenov : Nincompoop.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : While we're waiting, I'll take your picture, Bullwinkle.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Okay. How's this pose?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Great. Wait 'til I set the lens opening.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, hurry up and shoot. I can't hold this all day.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, let's see. F8 at 100. Or is it 150?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Come on, shoot.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I said shoot! SHOOT!

  [the Hatfuls and Floys start firing their rifles at Rocky and Bullwinkle] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Now that's what I call service.