[first lines]
Narrator: Hey kids! Today's the day we find out what fiendish plan Boris Badenov is going to try on our heroes next!
Boris Badenov: That's what *you* think, buddy!
Narrator: But ya *have* to tell us.
Boris Badenov: Who says?
Narrator: Well, it's in the script. Look here, see?
[the narrator reaches in front of the camera to hand Boris a copy of the script]
Boris Badenov: Phooey! That's what I think of script!
[Boris rips up the script]
Boris Badenov: Nobody tells Boris Badenov what to do!
Narrator: Oh, dear. W - well, uh...
[as Boris and Natasha walk away, the camera pans to a backstage shot of Rocky and Bullwinkle sitting at a table drinking coffee]
Narrator: Meanwhile, our heroes, Rocky and Bullwinkle...
Rocket J. Squirrel: Hokey smoke! Are we on?
Bullwinkle J. Moose: You're a page and a half ahead, fella!
Narrator: Well, I know, but the script got torn up.
[Rocky and Bullwinkle rush to their places]
Rocket J. Squirrel: Uh-oh.
[a clapperboard reading "Take One, Scene 5" is clapped and the story continues]
Narrator: Uh, meanwhile, our heroes are nearing the fishing resort of Angel's Cramp with their underground herd of fishing worms.
Bullwinkle J. Moose: Hokey smoke! I hope we make it, Bullwinkle!
Rocket J. Squirrel: That's *my* line!
Bullwinkle J. Moose: Sorry, Rock. I'm still a little confused.
Rocket J. Squirrel: Meanwhile, at the big fishing resort...
Narrator: That's *my* line!
Rocket J. Squirrel: Sorry.
Narrator: Oh, dear.
[a clapperboard reading "Cut" is clapped in front of the camera]
Bullwinkle J. Moose: Maybe we oughta take it from the top again.
[a clapperboard reading "Take Two" is clapped in front of the camera and the narrator continues]
Narrator: Meanwhile, at the mountain fishing resort of Angel's Cramp, a serious situation had developed...