. . . is a total rip-off. Mr. Know-It-All first reported this to our Homeland on Nov. 5, 1961, with his expose titled HOW TO GET YOUR MONEY BACK IF NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED. As Bullwinkle documents here, this is usually an impossibility. No matter how defective, shoddy, fragile, failure-prone and deficient your purchase proves to be, the mean obtuse misnamed "customer service flunkies"--represented by Boris Bad Enough here--will harass, demean, belittle and disrespect you from the instant you show up at their torture counter until the moment when you're forced to flee their viper pit to preserve what remains of your sanity. Once Big Retail has your money, it holds onto it more firmly than quicksand.
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A Can of Worms
Hitchcoc15 March 2021
Boris and Natasha continue their assault of Rocky and Bullwinkle as they try to round up the worms. They talk R & B into driving them to a lake, fifty miles away. They want all the worms to die so they can get control of the Lazy J and the minerals they think are there. However, they instead lead them to a cliff. We also meet the Aesop fable of the Hen and the Cat, where these two unlikely creatures can't seem to get together. Peabody goes back to the old west and Buffalo Bill Cody.
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