The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Lazy Jay Ranch: Parts 1-2 (1961)

Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Cowboy Actor, Technician, Gunslinger, Two-Gun Twombly, Captain Peachfuzz, Dudley Do-Right Narrator, Inspector Fenwick, Wagon Man, Mayor, Undertaker, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• [from the "Fan Club" segment] 

  [Rocky and Bullwinkle decide to publish their own newspaper, to promote their fan club] 

  Boris Badenov : [in disguise as a reporter]  Did I hear "newspaper"? Permit me to introducing mine self: William Randolph Hearse.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : William Randolph Hearse?

  Boris Badenov : That's my pen name. I used to write obituary column. Later I won Bullitzer Prize.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I'll bet...

• [from the "Fan Club" segment] 

  [Rocky and Bullwinkle are starting their own newspaper] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What'll we name the paper?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : How 'bout "The Bullwinkle and Rocky Fan Club Weekly Gazette and Star Express"?

  Boris Badenov : Well, that takes care of the front page.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : He's right, Bullwinkle. Why don't we just call it "The News"?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : That's catchy...

• [Rocky and Bullwinkle have just gotten a ride into the town of Squaw's Ankle] 

  Wagon Man : You fellers fixing to stay on a piece?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : On a piece of what?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, he means are we here to stay.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : [gravely]  None of us are here to stay, Rock.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : I mean - !

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : We all gotta go sometime.