- [Rocky and Bullwinkle have both found a king]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Jeepers! Now we got a pair of kings.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Whose bid is it?
- Athos: Au revoir, Porthos. Bon voyage, Aramoose.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Say, I think it is high tide we told you that I am not really Aramoose and he's not really Porthos.
- Athos: That makes us even, mon ami, because am not really Athos. To be one of the original musketeers, I would have to be 500-years-old.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, then who are you?
- Athos: [pulls out a bow and arrow] Robin Hood!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [to Rocky] Well, Little John, here we go again.
- [after being defeated, François Villain became a royal gardener, pruning Limburger Lilies]
- François Villain: I've had some lousy jobs in my life, but this one really stinks!