Quotes
Hop Skip and Junk, or Bullwinkle's Big Tow/Bucks for Boris, or The Green Paper Caper
The Bullwinkle Show
- Spike: You got the loot, Babyface?
- Boris Badenov: Right here in this valise, Spike. A hundred thousand delicious dollars.
- Narrator: [whispers] Little did Boris know that he had taken Bullwinkle's valise by mistake and that he...
- Boris Badenov: Hey, you! What are you whispering about?
- Narrator: Uh, o-o-oh, nothing.
- Boris Badenov: Well, stop it!
- Narrator: Y-Y-Yes, sir.
- Narrator: [after Bullwinkle finds the stolen bank money] At last, light was dawning in Bullwinkle's brain. He realized at last what he really held in his hands.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yes, it's counterfeit confederate money!
- Narrator: Oh, dear. And Bullwinkle scraped the money together. Well, most of it, anyway, and started off down the road leaving a trail of perfectly good ten dollar bills behind him.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [while throwing the money around] Well, easy come, easy go! Heh heh heh!
- Narrator: Oh, the waste!
- [scene cuts back to Boris]
- Narrator: [whispers] And what will Boris do when he finds the suitcase he holds contains four pairs of socks and a couple of peanut butter sandwiches?
- Boris Badenov: You're whispering again! Speak up or...
- Narrator: Uh, uh, be with us next time for "Bucks for Boris" or "The Green Paper Caper"!
- Boris Badenov: Mwah ha ha. That's better.
- Narrator: Drawn by the irresistible appeal of the moose call, Bullwinkle drew nearer and nearer to his friend, but unfortunately for our heroes, somebody else had heard that moose call.
- [Boris suddenly hears Rocky blowing the moose call]
- Narrator: Somebody who wished no good for our friends, somebody who...
- Boris Badenov: Stop with the "somebody who" already! Give the name!
- Narrator: Very well. Boris Badenov.
- Boris Badenov: Ta-dah!
- Slug: Come on, Babyface, quit stallin'.
- Spike: Yeah, come across with our share before we get annoyed.
- Boris Badenov: Tut, tut, fellows. Do I look like double-crosser?
- Slug, Spike, Three-Finger: Yes!
- Boris Badenov: Just asking.