The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Fifty Cents Lost or Get That Halfback/The Scheme Misfires or You Can Planet Better Than That (1961)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Belcher, Soldier, Cook, Court Counselor, Sordid J. Scrivner, Dudley Do-Right, Prison Guard, Admiral Dewey Dare, Mr. Lamb, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Rocket J. Squirrel : You know what day this is, Bullwinkle?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Guy Fawkes Day?

• Rocket J. Squirrel : [after regaining consciousness]  Oh. What's going on, Bullwinkle?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Glad you woke up. It's the end of the story. You get the girl, I get the money.

• Narrator : Rocky and Bullwinkle booked passage on the first boat leaving for home.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Boy, am I glad that's over.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : And you know something? I'd just rather be plain old me than all the Earls in the world.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Sure was funny how that bath mat inscription fooled us.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah, but what's funnier is the one on my other foot. That one never comes off. See?

  [Bullwinkle shows his other foot has "Rue Britannia" written on it] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Oh, no!