- Rocket J. Squirrel: Wait a minute. Maybe the Oogle was bird-napped.
- King Bushwick: Bird-napped? What? By another Oogle Boid?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: No, bird-napped by somebody disguised as another Oogle Bird. Somebody who would use its fortune-telling powers for evil purposes.
- King Bushwick: Oh, come now, little friend. There's nobody in the world that nasty.
- Narrator: Little does King Bushwick know for at that moment high atop an island far away, the Oogle Bird is chained to a nest forced to turn up predictions for its captor. And who is the fiend responsible for all this? Who is the low-down, no-goodnik who could carry out such a dastardly scheme?
- Boris Badenov: Hello again, crime fans everywhere!
- Narrator: It is. Boris Badenov, world's meanest villain.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [about the tracks in the sand] As far as I can figure, these are the tracks of two Oogle Birds, Your Majesty.
- King Bushwick: Two? Impossible, jack.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Rocky.
- King Bushwick: Yeah, Rocky.
- Natasha Fatale: [after Boris robbed a piggy bank] 16 pennies and two buttons, dahlink. Not so good.
- Boris Badenov: Natasha, it's not the amount, it's just being able to do a little something bad each day.
- Natasha Fatale: The Oogle Bird says "Happy day. Rocky Squirrel is on the way."
- Oogle Bird: Oogle! Oogle! Oogle!
- Boris Badenov: Oh, sharrup you beak!
- Narrator: Oh, what crooked thing does Boris have up his sleeve now?
- Boris Badenov: My elbow, what else?
- [Rocky, Bullwinkle, and King Bushwick head towards Boris's hideout]
- King Bushwick: Are you sure this is the place?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Sure. Look, it's the only island around here with a mountain high enough for an Oogle Bird to live on.
- King Bushwick: Good thinkin', jack.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Rocky.
- King Bushwick: Yeah, Rocky.