- Parkinson: [after Mr. Britt suggests the company picnic be held on his birthday] But one question, sir.
- Pongo Britt: Keep it short, Parkinson.
- Parkinson: Will it rain that day?
- [the confused businessmen chatter]
- Pongo Britt: That is a puzzle, Parkinson.
- Lumpley: What about asking Bullwinkle Moose if it's going to rain?
- Pongo Britt: Excellent idea, Lumpley.
- Lumpley: Thank you, sir.
- Pongo Britt: Glad I thought of it.
- Pongo Britt: [on the phone] Mr. Moose, Pongo Britt here. Will there be precipitation on my natal day?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Uh, all depends if you leave it out in the rain or not.
- Pongo Britt: I mean, will it rain on my birthday?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Oh.
- Weatherman: [on the phone] Hello, can Mr. Moose make a forecast?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, he's asleep. Why don't you call the weatherman?
- Weatherman: I AM the weatherman.