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Porn more than lives up to its title, unfortunately
Brazzers has traditionally been consistent and a value for money porn source, but lately they have branched out (not unlike the lesbian label Girlfriends Films) to include not just vignettes from their Brazzers website but feature-length stuff like this video. I prefer the short-form content.
In a universe of hundreds, nay thousands, of useless ripoffs called "parodies" this send-up of TV's "Breaking Bad" is far worse than expected. The original would not seem a good candidate for "added sex" and basically the anonymous Brazzers team steals a few familiar scenes, throws in incredibly tedious humping and ends up with 90 minutes of useless filler. To round out the usual 3-hour program two lengthy vignettes that cover identical Older/Younger "Lessons in Love" material are added and easily overshadow the main event.
To briefly run down the mistakes here, it all begins with casting Jordan Ash as Mr. Whitecock, whose only resemblance to the award-winning Bryan Cranston is a scene in the desert wearing his tighty whities. Thanks to possessing a big, erect dick, Ash is frequently seen in porn, but in gonzo roles -his attempt at a full-length acting performance here is embarrassing. He is given an assistant, an uncredited straight- man to talk to named Jesse Stinkman, but all the sex scenes are handled by Ash - humping three same-look brunettes Katie St. Ives, Aleksa Nicole and Melina Mason.
That makes for boring, repetitive sex: 30-minutes of Ash humping away at a crack (pun intended). Adding to the tedium is use of a single-camera shooting technique with no reverse shots, for that amateurish real-time effect. Basically the Brazzers team put little thought or effort into their work, presuming, perhaps rightly, that their fans merely want to see a big dick in a starlet's ass and nothing more.
Third episode featuring Mason also has a couple of other girls, uncredited, along for the ride but only in soft-core situations. Finale is needlessly downbeat and unsatisfying, just an insult to the audience.
I enjoyed the traditional Brazzers content of the unrelated segments. In the American one, Ariella Ferrera is hot as always, teaching a curious young sort-of-teenage neighbor couple how to have sex properly. The couple is very random choices from Porno Central Casting (Ms. Charli Shiin and a guy named Cody Sky) but Ariella carries the day.
Even better is the team of two wonderful British performers Tia Layne and bountiful Emma Leigh in a skit intentionally reminiscent of "The Devil Wears Prada". Tia, usually gonzo oriented, is delightful with a Liverpudlian accent as the martinet running a London fashion magazine, with clueless Emma interviewing for a personal assistant job. Tia ends up teaching wide-eyed Emma and her boyfriend Bruce Williams how to hump properly, and it's quality Brit porn, made under the auspices of Brazzers.
In a universe of hundreds, nay thousands, of useless ripoffs called "parodies" this send-up of TV's "Breaking Bad" is far worse than expected. The original would not seem a good candidate for "added sex" and basically the anonymous Brazzers team steals a few familiar scenes, throws in incredibly tedious humping and ends up with 90 minutes of useless filler. To round out the usual 3-hour program two lengthy vignettes that cover identical Older/Younger "Lessons in Love" material are added and easily overshadow the main event.
To briefly run down the mistakes here, it all begins with casting Jordan Ash as Mr. Whitecock, whose only resemblance to the award-winning Bryan Cranston is a scene in the desert wearing his tighty whities. Thanks to possessing a big, erect dick, Ash is frequently seen in porn, but in gonzo roles -his attempt at a full-length acting performance here is embarrassing. He is given an assistant, an uncredited straight- man to talk to named Jesse Stinkman, but all the sex scenes are handled by Ash - humping three same-look brunettes Katie St. Ives, Aleksa Nicole and Melina Mason.
That makes for boring, repetitive sex: 30-minutes of Ash humping away at a crack (pun intended). Adding to the tedium is use of a single-camera shooting technique with no reverse shots, for that amateurish real-time effect. Basically the Brazzers team put little thought or effort into their work, presuming, perhaps rightly, that their fans merely want to see a big dick in a starlet's ass and nothing more.
Third episode featuring Mason also has a couple of other girls, uncredited, along for the ride but only in soft-core situations. Finale is needlessly downbeat and unsatisfying, just an insult to the audience.
I enjoyed the traditional Brazzers content of the unrelated segments. In the American one, Ariella Ferrera is hot as always, teaching a curious young sort-of-teenage neighbor couple how to have sex properly. The couple is very random choices from Porno Central Casting (Ms. Charli Shiin and a guy named Cody Sky) but Ariella carries the day.
Even better is the team of two wonderful British performers Tia Layne and bountiful Emma Leigh in a skit intentionally reminiscent of "The Devil Wears Prada". Tia, usually gonzo oriented, is delightful with a Liverpudlian accent as the martinet running a London fashion magazine, with clueless Emma interviewing for a personal assistant job. Tia ends up teaching wide-eyed Emma and her boyfriend Bruce Williams how to hump properly, and it's quality Brit porn, made under the auspices of Brazzers.
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- lor_
- Nov 18, 2015
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