- Eminem: Some dude drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid. In the car, they found a tape that didn't say who it was to.
- Stan: But you could've signed an autograph for Matthew, that's my little brother man. He's only six years old, we waited four you for four hours and you said said "no". That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fucking idol. He wants to be just like you, he likes you more than I do.
- Stan's Girlfriend: My tea has gone cold and I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds out of my window, that I can't see at all. But even if I could, it would all be grey. But your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad... it's not so bad...