- Seeley Booth: I told Christine the Tooth Fairy's gonna be paying a visit.
- Temperance Brennan: Actually, I'd prefer it if we didn't do that.
- Seeley Booth: Why?
- Temperance Brennan: It's a modern pastiche of minor myths which completely lack thought or substance.
- Seeley Booth: It's tradition. There's no harm in that
- Temperance Brennan: On the contrary, I don't want to teach our daughter that it is okay for a stranger to break into her room and steal discarded body parts.
- Seeley Booth: Will you stay in the left lane, Bones? It always moves faster
- Temperance Brennan: Your evidence is purely anecdotal. All lanes of traffic average out to the same speed. You would be quite irritated if I told you how to drive.
- Seeley Booth: That wouldn't happen. I think that we can agree that I'm the driver in this family
- Temperance Brennan: Usually, yes, but this car is too technologically advanced for you.
- Seeley Booth: Bones, I know how to fly a helicopter, alright?
- Temperance Brennan: I am a scientist. Science's primary aim is to search for the truth. Magic sets out to deceive. Just like the Tooth Fairy.
- Seeley Booth: Let's not bring the Tooth Fairy into this, okay?
- Temperance Brennan: Well, Christine needs to know that her baby teeth fall out for a reason, not so she can get ice cream money from an imaginary goblin. Ice cream that will, ironically, cause her to lose more teeth
- Seeley Booth: It's not a goblin, it's a fairy, okay?
- Seeley Booth: You tricked him. Just say it, you little devil. Say it. You tricked the magician
- Temperance Brennan: Occasionally, a touch of deception goes a long way.
- Seeley Booth: Bones, even you are capable of a little magic.
- Temperance Brennan: How did you do that?
- Seeley Booth: I did that very well, thank you very much
- Temperance Brennan: There must be a logical explanation for this amateur trick. I put this shirt on when I got home... Well, I grabbed it right from the dryer.
- Seeley Booth: A little mystery is good for the soul.
- Temperance Brennan: Did you plant it in the dryer? Well, you were at work, so how did you...?
- Seeley Booth: Bones, a magician never reveals his secrets.
- Dr. Clark Edison: The ribs appear to have received multiple fractures, uh, from the impact of the bicycle
- Jack Hodgins: Well, yeah. I mean 170 pound biker, 25 pound bike, factor in the rate of acceleration and... come on, it's your basic high school physics problem
- James Aubrey: Not my high school
- Temperance Brennan: I had no idea your were a fan of magic, Dr. Edison
- Dr. Clark Edison: And I take it you're not?
- Temperance Brennan: No, nor of witchcraft , astrology or the lotto, all of which requires one to relinquish rational thought
- Dr. Clark Edison: [Feeling awkward, seeing Cam just walk in] Oh, Dr. Saroyan, you're just in time
- Camille Saroyan: Eh, thank you I suppose
- James Aubrey: Her super said that she had some flowers sent to her a few weeks ago
- Seeley Booth: Flowers? Eh, all right, okay. Well, who sent them?
- James Aubrey: He had no idea. Okay, you're getting that look on your face
- Seeley Booth: What look?
- James Aubrey: The look that says: "You want me to call every single florist in the Montgomery County"
- Seeley Booth: You're good! You're right. You know what? You're right. I do have that look