The Pass (2016)

Russell Tovey: Jason

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• Jason : If I need a wife and kid... yeah, if I need to fuck a woman... or a man... you know what, or a fucking apricot for that matter, then that's what I do.

• Jason : Look, do you want this fucking money, or not?

  Lyndsey : Nah.

  [pause] 

  Lyndsey : I want double what we agreed.

• Jason : [on phone]  I would like a screwdriver.

  [pause] 

  Jason : Oh no, er... the tool.

  [Ade laughs] 

  Jason : Yeah, I need to get the telly off the wall.

• Jason : I-I live in the same world you do, mate. Just better parts of it.

• Jason : Do you want to squeeze me plums?

  Jason : I'll squeeze your plums.

• Ade : I need some pussy, man. It's killin' me.

  Jason : We could get a girl, take it in turns, one on, one off.

  Ade : You know them girls hanging in the lobby?

  Jason : Yeah. One of them looked like your sister.

  Ade : Shut up!

  Jason : [holding out hands like grasping someone's waist during sex]  Oh, Kenny!

  Ade : Danny and Leesy slipped them security guys some money to send them a couple of birds up.

  Jason : Did they?

  Ade : Yep, but Jojo reckons they're plants, though.

  Jason : What, like asparagus?

  Ade : No, like special agents, man. They want their home team to win, so they come here and have sex with us.

  Jason : Right. I'm enjoying THIS theory.

  Ade : Because, when you cum, that's your energy gone. Everyone knows that.

• Jason : How do you square your all-consuming hunt for minge with your Christian faith?

• Jason : God, you black boys. Always moisturizing.

• Lyndsey : I'm just gonna go in, powder my nose.

  Jason : D'you mean have a piss?

  Lyndsey : Mm-hmm. A nice, long, hot one dedicated to you.

• [Jason starts polishing his soccer shoes] 

  Ade : How come you do your own boots, man?

  Jason : [shrugs]  I like the smell of polish.

  Ade : Get you hard, does it?

  Jason : Not as hard as your sister when she sits on my face.

• Jason : It's a sign of affection.

  Ade : Pissing on my leg?

  Jason : He's from Portsmouth. It's cultural.