The Magicians (TV Series)

Impractical Applications (2016)

Sachin Sahel: Surendra

Quotes 

• Quentin Coldwater : We have to cheat. They want us to. We've been Kobayashi Maru'd.

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Whatever that means, yes!

  Surendra : No. No way.

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : You're an idiot. We're cheating.

• Surendra : How much time do we have left?

  Quentin Coldwater : I don't know. Who knows how to read an hourglass?

• William 'Penny' Adiyodi : [after being put in teams for The Trials]  Say one word about Fillory and I'll kill you. Don't get me kicked out.

  Quentin Coldwater : Well, then we'd finally be even.

  Surendra : Now I get it.

  Quentin Coldwater : Get what?

  Surendra : Why our team name is "Horny Chupacabras".

  Quentin Coldwater : [stuttering]  I'm not a... I don't even know what a "chupacabra" is.

  Surendra : It's a spine-covered goat-sucking primate indigenous to Mexico. I can already see we are immensely handicapped by your presence.