- Jesse Sallander: [having a laugh] Mala suerte.
- Dr. Leanne Rorish: That's directed at me? I'm bad luck?
- Jesse Sallander: I was in code red. You walked up... Code black. Do the math. I'll bring some sage in.
- Dr. Leanne Rorish: Do that. I'll tell you where you can shove it!
- Jesse Sallander: Do you believe him?
- [on questioning a police officer that, quite some time ago, played a major part in Dr. Rorish's life]
- Dr. Leanne Rorish: That man pulled every one of us out of that wreck. My whole body was broken. I couldn't move.
- Jesse Sallander: I know.
- Dr. Leanne Rorish: No, you don't. You don't know 'cause you weren't there. No-one was there, but that man and me. It was an eternity, before help came, and he listened to every command I gave, as he tried to save them. He did everything right. But it didn't matter. When we finally got to that hospital and... they died one-by-one... He stayed with me. I was in the darkest place, any human could ever be, Jesse. And he never left my side... I don't know what would've happened to me if he had. So, do I believe him?
- Dr. Taylor: I went to an acupuncturist long ago for fertility, Dr. Ho. He inserted one needle, and before you know it, I had my very own millennial, which is Latin for 'unemployed'. Do you know where Dr. Ho stuck that needle? Right in the scrotum. Voila.
- [Director of the E.R. being his pleasant self]
- Dr. Taylor: And, I've been doing this longer than you've been manscaping. The old man... his mind was playing tricks on him, so, I played a trick on his mind. Okay? We stabilize and vaporize. Just get him a referral and ship him out.
- [getting patients in and out as quickly as possible]
- Jesse Sallander: You know what a covenant is? It's a sacred agreement. People come here, at their very worst, which means that, no matter what, we have to be at our very best. No-one said it was easy. That's the covenant.