- Dash: Could it be lupus? You can *die* from lupus.
- Dr. Faffard: Hmm... hmm...
- [Punches Dash's left arm]
- Dash: Ah! What the fuck?
- Dr. Faffard: Uh, it's not lupus.
- Dash: Oh, that's funny. That's really funny. Did they teach you in your medical school in your first year?
- Dr. Faffard: Third.
- Conrad: I've never found a good therapist myself. I actually don't think they exist. I mean think about it. If you're really good, you wouldn't have any patients.
- Dash: Are you still dating, uh, yeagh... what's his name? Heithcliff?
- Nora Van Denbrock: Felix.
- Dash: Sorry. Wrong cat.