Lady Bird (2017)
Beanie Feldstein: Julie Steffans
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Quotes
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Julie Steffans : Some people aren't built happy, you know.
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Julie Steffans : Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way, you just never showed up to claim it.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : What role ?
Julie Steffans : The Tempest.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : There is no role of the Tempest!
Julie Steffans : It is the titular role!
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : No! It's a made-up thing so we all can participate.
Julie Steffans : You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention, can you!
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Yeah, well you know, your mom's tits, they're fake! Totally fake!
Julie Steffans : She made one bad decision at 19!
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Two bad decisions!
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Julie Steffans : What about terrorism?
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Don't be a Republican.
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Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died, I'd inherit the dream house.
Julie Steffans : Wouldn't his parents get it?
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : Oh yeah, we'd have to kill them. And we'd have to kill his older brothers, too.
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Julie Steffans : Some people aren't built happy you know.
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Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson : I just don't get why I'm not good at math. My dad is really good at math. Even Miguel has a math degree.
Julie Steffans : Maybe it's your mom's fault.