- Harvey Beaks: That's great, Piri. I'm so glad everyone likes them.
- Piri Piri: That's not even a best news. I wrote the author a letter. Asking if she'd come to the book release party tomorrow, and she said yes!
- Claire: My mom is gonna be so mad when she see me.
- Technobear: Yeah. I mean... I'm just, I'm just not happy here.
- Dade: You wretched girl! WHAT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT?
- Fee: You can't have my hair!
- Technobear: And you can't take on all of us.
- Harvey Beaks: You wrote Jackie Slitherstein? She's gonna be here, in real life? I don't know if I can handle meeting her.
- Piri Piri: Of course you can. You're her number one fan.
- Harvey Beaks: Yeah, you're right. Okay, I'm gonna go to bed right now so I can be ready for tomorrow.
- Fee: I need that hair!
- Foo: Holy guacamole!
- Harvey Beaks: Oh, Fee, how did you do?
- Fee: Just one more, and I'll have awesome hair again.
- Piri Piri: Oh there you are.
- Harvey Beaks: Ah! Oh, hey Piri Piri. I was just out, I mean, I, I wasn't...
- Piri Piri: I've been looking all over for you, Jackie Slitherstein wanted to meet you.
- Harvey Beaks: She wanted to meet me?
- Jackie Slitherstein: Of course, darling. You're Harvey Beaks aren't you? Detective Dirk's number one fan? Piri Piri told me all about you.
- Harvey Beaks: Jackie Slitherstein.
- Jackie Slitherstein: Yes, it's a pleasure for you to meet me.
- [Piri Piri grabs Harvey's hand and gives Jackie Slitherstein a hand shake]
- Jackie Slitherstein: Shame about those books though, huh, Junior Sleuth?
- Harvey Beaks: Oh, the books?
- Piri Piri: Someone intercepted the delivery of the new books. I'm sorry, Harvey. I guess no one's going to read them now.
- Harvey Beaks: Oh.