Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Husbands of River Song (2015)

Phillip Rhys Chaudhary: Ramone

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• River Song : Oh, before you come in, you'd better prepare yourself for a shock. It's not as snug as it looks.

  [River goes into the TARDIS] 

  The Doctor : Finally!

  Ramone : Finally?

  The Doctor : It's my go.

  [the Doctor enters the TARDIS] 

  The Doctor : Oh. My. God. Oh, it's bigger...

  River Song : Well, yes.

  River Song : ...on the inside...

  The Doctor : Look, we need to concentrate.

  River Song : ...than it is...

  The Doctor : I know where you're going with this, but I need you to calm down.

  River Song : ...on the outside!

  The Doctor : Well, you've certainly grasped the essentials.

  River Song : My entire understanding of physical space has been transformed! Three-dimensional Euclidean geometry has been torn up, thrown in the air and snogged to death! My grasp of the universal constants of physical reality has been changed forever!

  [River walks away] 

  The Doctor : Sorry. I've always wanted to see that done properly.

• River Song : I'm so sorry. This is my husband, Ramone.

  The Doctor : Another one? Are you going to kill him, too?

  Ramone : We're not actually married.

  River Song : Ah, we are, in fact. I wiped it from your memory.

  Ramone : Why?

  River Song : Well, you were being annoying.