Harvey Beaks (TV Series)

A Tail of Les Squirrels/Someone's Stealing My Stuff (2015)

Max Charles: Harvey Beaks

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• Harvey Beaks : Guys, what are we waiting for? Let's catch that crook!

• Fee : Well, don't read it.

  Harvey Beaks : Why not?

  Fee : Because you always use that weird voice when you read stuff.

  Harvey Beaks : I do not use a weird voice. Okay, fine. I'll just read to myself then. Hmm.

  [Harvey reads a note with her eyes back and forth] 

  Harvey Beaks : Oh my gosh! You won't believe what it says.

  Fee : What?

  Harvey Beaks : [Harvey use a strange voice]  I have your brother. Give us back...

  Fee : Right there! You're doing the weird voice.

  Harvey Beaks : You're missing the point. It says the tail belongs to Les Squirrels. If they don't get it back, they're gonna do something bad to Foo.

  Fee : WHAT? I gotta, I gotta find him! I'm coming for you, Foo!

• Harvey Beaks : Fee, wait! You just gotta give him back the tail.

  Fee : I'm not giving them my tail. They have no right to take it from me. Just like they have no right to take my brother! They both belong to me!

  [Her eyes are blind] 

  Fee : Ahhhhh! They made me go blind with rage. Ahhhhhh! You stupid tree branch! When I get my...!

• Fee : What the? Harvey! Some stupid moron tied me up!

  Harvey Beaks : Hey! I tied you up. Since you're a little too... emotionally recharged. Why don't I go talk to Les Squirrels and diffuse this whole thing?

  Fee : You can't talk to those nutcrunchers. The only thing they understand is me beaten their heads in.

  Harvey Beaks : No. We can do this without violence. I'm pretty sure I'm a really good negotiator. Just stay put, okay? Here's a bottle of water, so you won't get dehydrated. I'll be back soon, okay?

  Fee : Harvey! Get back here and untie me! Hang on, Foo. Nothing's gonna stop me from saving you.

• Harvey Beaks : Hmm... This can't all be a coincidence, Claire's glasses, Princess's tiara, Kratz's thing, my dad hoodie? There's only one explanation, there's a thief among us.

  [everyone gasps] 

  Piri Piri : Oh no! What do we do?

• Dade : Who is that?

  Harvey Beaks : It is I the littlebark bandit.

  [everyone gasps] 

  Dade : Oh my gosh!

  Harvey Beaks : I'm the one who stole your stuff because I'm the bandit and that's what I do. I beg all of you to have your stuff, well I got it right here, see? And now I'm going to run away.

• Harvey Beaks : So hello everyone my name is Harvey Beaks and I'm here to negotiate a deal that will help all of us.

  Foo : Hey, Harvey, the squirrels are having a party, except there's no music, and they just tie you up? I'm just waiting for the pizza to arrive.

  Jean Luc : I told you, there's no pizza.

  Harvey Beaks : Cool, First let's go around the room, and introduce ourselves, like I said, my name is Harvey, I like ice cream, especially mint chocolate chip, and I like sunsets, and I like my mom and dad, they're really great. Okay, who's next?

  Foo : I'm Foo, I'm tied up.

  Jean Luc : I am Jean Luc, this is Jean Claude, Sean Jean, Billi Jean, Long Jean, and our leader Papa Jean, whom you are currently sitting on.

  Harvey Beaks : Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, I thought it was a bean bag.

• Jean Luc : Enough chit chit chit chats. Did you bring the tail?

  Harvey Beaks : No, but I think that if I, oh, oh.

  Jean Luc : Then we are done with negotiating.

• Harvey Beaks : This news I have was pretty shocking, you may want to take a seat. Kratz wasn't a thief, It was, FOO!

  Fee : Is that it? I already knew that.

  Harvey Beaks : What?

  Fee : I'm sick and tired of me and my brother always getting blamed for everything.

  Harvey Beaks : We have to tell them a truth.

  Fee : And throw my brother to those jackals? They already think Kratz did it, they're happy as long as they have somebody to blame.

  Harvey Beaks : Wait a minute, that's it, that's how we fix this.

  Fee : Yeah, let them have Kratz. I just said it.

  Harvey Beaks : No, no, no. They want someone to blame, we'll give them exactly what they want.

• Harvey Beaks : Wait, before you throw me off this cliff, let's ask you question, who's is really the criminal here?