- Elizabeth McCord: Can you just call? Why do you never call?
- Russell Jackson: You mind telling me how some lunatic-fringe Bible camp just turned into a flaming pile of crap?
- Elizabeth McCord: [at the podium] Stop me if you've heard this one before. A multinational, non-denominational person walks into an uncontroversial establishment
- [laughter all around the room]
- Elizabeth McCord: Ah. You have heard it.
- [last lines]
- Elizabeth McCord: [about their daughter] You're a huge force in her life. Maybe she just needs to tear you down a little to make some room for herself. Not to mention the guy.
- Henry McCord: Okay, so when she hates you, it's a crisis, and when it's my turn, it's just natural progression.
- Elizabeth McCord: I know. It's so weird, that. I'm glad you're back...