Paris Can Wait (2016)

Alec Baldwin: Michael Lockwood

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• Michael Lockwood : Oh come on, 100 camels? Where the hell are we gonna get 100 camels for Christ's sake? What does the script say? Goats. I thought so. And those Moroccan goats work cheap.

• Michael Lockwood : Our director in Morocco has gone completely crazy. He's into double overtime every day. He seduced his leading lady but now they're fighting on the set. It's a nightmare.

  Jacques Clement : Yes, but he's had three straight hits. Relax, we can trust him.

• Anne Lockwood : Honey, what are you working so hard for if your wife can't have a cheeseburger when she wants one?

  Michael Lockwood : Baby, I'd buy you a billion cheeseburgers, but you know how much I hate wasteful extravagance.

  Anne Lockwood : Ah, yes. Because your cufflinks were such a bargain.

• Michael Lockwood : Oh, baby, I'm sorry. You'll be able to rest when we get to Budapest.

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  Michael Lockwood : [on the phone]  Yeah? No, no. No, we're leaving Cannes now. Hey, Budapest could be huge for us. They say we'll cut production costs in half! No, a vacation can wait.

• Michael Lockwood : [on the phone]  I was thinking about you.

  Anne Lockwood : Yeah, what were you thinking?

  Michael Lockwood : About your sweet little ears.