- Mike Baxter: [to Chuck Larabee, about the security systems he's installed] So, you're watching everyone on the street? You're not only a brother, you're Big Brother!
- Chuck Larabee: Carol felt for Tigger being abandoned, so she started feeding it.
- Mike Baxter: You feed it then it's YOUR cat!
- Chuck Larabee: In that case, I bought you lunch last week and I've got a lot of yardwork that needs doing.