- Rob Norris: I don't want to have sex with a crying woman.
- Sharon Morris: Really?
- Rob Norris: No, I'll do it, but get it together.
- Rob Norris: You know, you say a lot of shit to me and I let you because you're pregnant, but just so you know, after you have that baby, I'm going be a fucking asshole to you.
- Sharon Morris: Thanks for the heads-up.
- Sharon Morris: [while in bed] Can I talk to you?
- Rob Norris: OK.
- Sharon Morris: Can you open your eyes?
- Rob Norris: Listen, I know it's hard when you can't sleep, but I was asleep and don't you think it's good if one of us sleeps?
- Sharon Morris: No, I think it's good if you make me feel better and then both of us sleep.
- Rob Norris: I don't agree, but OK.
- Chris: [about his wife's pregnancy time] Fran would get horny and hungry at the same time. One night she made me fuck her in her parents' kitchen, and I'm not shitting you here, she finished off a plate of stew while I was inside her.