Catastrophe (TV Series)

Episode #1.2 (2015)

Rob Delaney: Rob Norris

Quotes 

• Sharon Morris : I don't want to be mean. I just need some space... and you take up a lot of space.

  Rob Norris : Oh, yeah?

  Sharon Morris : Yeah... You're the second biggest thing in this flat after the bed. You're bigger than the wardrobe.

  Rob Norris : Well, that's because your wardrobe is a joke.

  Sharon Morris : It's not a joke. It's roomy and practical.

  Rob Norris : If it's so roomy, then why are my clothes still in my suitcase?

  Sharon Morris : It's roomy for my stuff.

  Rob Norris : You let me put my penis in your mouth, but you won't let me put my T-shirts in your drawer?

• Rob Norris : Your boobs look huge in that dress! If you'd had those when we met, I would have got you double pregnant.

• Dave : [Referring to Sharon, who is not present]  She's making you propose twice?

  Rob Norris : No, she's not making me. I want to.

  Dave : No, you don't. Listen, after you leave, I'm going to fuck her

  [referring to Svetlana, who has just left the room] 

  Dave : and then she is going to leave... And that's pretty great.

  Rob Norris : That is great... for you. For me, a different thing is great.