Catastrophe (TV Series)

Episode #1.2 (2015)

Sharon Horgan: Sharon Morris

Quotes 

• Sharon Morris : I don't want to be mean. I just need some space... and you take up a lot of space.

  Rob Norris : Oh, yeah?

  Sharon Morris : Yeah... You're the second biggest thing in this flat after the bed. You're bigger than the wardrobe.

  Rob Norris : Well, that's because your wardrobe is a joke.

  Sharon Morris : It's not a joke. It's roomy and practical.

  Rob Norris : If it's so roomy, then why are my clothes still in my suitcase?

  Sharon Morris : It's roomy for my stuff.

  Rob Norris : You let me put my penis in your mouth, but you won't let me put my T-shirts in your drawer?

• Fergal : [about Sharon's baby]  Are you going to keep it?

  Sharon Morris : Oh, I don't know? Are you going to keep yours?

  Fergal : I've already invested in them. They've got braces and stuff now. They're worth money.