Catastrophe (TV Series)

Episode #1.2 (2015)

Daniel Lapaine: Dave

Quotes 

• Dave : [to Rob, on the phone]  Your situation sounds fucking awful, I'd love to hear more about it.

• Dave : [Referring to Sharon, who is not present]  She's making you propose twice?

  Rob Norris : No, she's not making me. I want to.

  Dave : No, you don't. Listen, after you leave, I'm going to fuck her

  [referring to Svetlana, who has just left the room] 

  Dave : and then she is going to leave... And that's pretty great.

  Rob Norris : That is great... for you. For me, a different thing is great.

• Dave : [to his girlfriend]  You'd better watch this one, honey. He'll get you pregnant just by looking at you with his dick!