Scream Queens (TV Series)

Thanksgiving (2015)

Billie Lourd: Chanel #3

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• Chanel #3 : Who is the only person we know who has a more clear and obvious motive for killing Kappas then Dean Munsch?

  Dean Cathy Munsch : THAN... Dean Munsch. "Than." Not "then," "than." Have you ever even cracked open a book or attended a class?

  [derisive laugh] 

  Dean Cathy Munsch : I hate you people.

  Chanel #3 : Exactly. You hate sororities and you hate Kappa Kappa Tai. And when you couldn't just kick us off campus, you made sure no one pledged but losers, and *then* started removing us from school the only way you could... *murder.*

• Chanel #3 : There is a killer on the loose in my sorority house. A bunch of my sorta friends have been killed and no one has asked me about it!

• Chanel #3 : Since you already have a turkey, why don't we just cook here? I've never cooked before but that should be fine since I usually just pretend to eat.

• Zayday Williams : What'd I miss?

  Chanel #3 : Pete was just about to ruin any chances of marrying Grace by explaining why he thinks her dad is the killer.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : I think we can all agree that one of the Red Devil killers is Boone. I propose that the other Red Devil killer is... Chanel #3.

  Chanel #3 : What? No. I've never killed anyone. As far as I know.

  Dean Cathy Munsch : But your real daddy has, Baby Manson.

  Grace Gardner : Okay, there is no evidence at all that mass murder is genetic.

  Wes Gardner : Wait. Her dad is Charles Manson? How do I not know this?

• Grace Gardner : I'm an incoming freshman and I was just checking out the campus and I was desperate to see the inside of this place. I'm hoping to pledge when I matriculate.

  Chanel #3 : You're skinny and pretty, so that's a plus, but it's highly competitive, so you better be rich too.

• Chanel #3 : I have bathroom shame issues. I always wait until everyone is asleep and then I sneak down to poop in the little powder room downstairs. That way, no one will disturb me. I usually wait a week or so between movements so it can be kind of an intense workout. I sweat a lot.

• Zayday Williams : When'd you get here Chanel #5? I thought you said you were leaving forever, or something like that.

  Chanel #3 : She says stuff like that but never really follows through.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : God, I hate you people!

  Chanel #3 : Exactly. You hate sororities, and you hate Kappa Kappa Tau. And when you couldn't just kick us off campus, you made sure no one pledged but losers and then started removing us from school the only way you could... murder.