Scream Queens (TV Series)

Mommie Dearest (2015)

Niecy Nash: Denise Hemphill

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• Chanel #5 : Why are you wearing my clothes?

  Denise Hemphill : I think the bigger question is: why are you the same size as a 40-year-old woman?

• Denise Hemphill : I'm saying Denise Hemphill ain't gonna spend another night sleeping in a Secure Enforcement Solutions Patrol Car, giving herself a whore's bath every morning with a handful of Wet-Naps when there's a perfectly good bedroom upstairs that nobody is using just 'cause some dumb ho got murdered in it.

• Denise Hemphill : I am frying up some mozzarella sticks. They are delicious and nutritious!

  Chanel #3 : You know a woman's face got fried off in that, right?

  Denise Hemphill : Wait, hold on, nobody changed the oil?

  Chanel #3 : I doubt it. We don't really "eat" around here. I question why this house even has a kitchen.

• Chanel Oberlin : What am I supposed to do, apologize?

  Denise Hemphill : That's exactly what I want you to do.

  Chanel Oberlin : Over my rich, hot, dead body.

• Denise Hemphill : Chanel, you will say you are sorry to Grace and start changin' the way you treatin' the ladies at Kappa House or Mama Denise *will* take your man!

• Denise Hemphill : You can't go around insultin' somebody's mama. Even if she was the worst bitch in the world, you can't go around sayin' it to everybody!

  Chanel Oberlin : But her mother was the worst bitch in the world.

• Denise Hemphill : I don't know what brand of G-string it is you use, but I feel like angels are flossin' my butt crack! So thank you!

• Jennifer : Crap, I'm gonna kill that dumb bitch!

  Denise Hemphill : Whoa, what dumb bitch you gonna kill?

  Jennifer : The girl at Candle Junction who evidently doesn't understand the concept of a 22 for the price of 20 sale. So I'm like, well, now my year is ruined.