Scream Queens (TV Series)

Mommie Dearest (2015)

Jamie Lee Curtis: Dean Cathy Munsch

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• Dean Cathy Munsch : Let me lay out a hypothetical for you. In this state, there is no statute of limitations for homicide. Now, hypothetically, if I was at Kappa that night, and I did, hypothetically, cover up this hypothetical negligent homicide, I would, hypothetically, not be responsible for that girl's death. But I would hypothetically *undoubtedly* be an accessory after the fact. So when these murders started up, even if I hypothetically thought they were related to the events of 20 years ago, I couldn't, hypothetically, start offering up information to the... hypothetical police, or anyone else, for that matter, because I risk, hypothetically, implicating myself. Hypothetically, of course.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : This school could survive a few serial killings, but I really don't think that this university could handle losing me. Neither can I, frankly.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : Do you know why I never went into therapy? Because the less we know about ourselves, the better. Rummaging around in your life, it's like digging through a landfill. Sure, you may happen upon something interesting, but you're gonna get filthy.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : Cover-ups like this only work if everyone has tiny bits of info.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : Do you know what I find the most appalling thing about you? You act like you are this benevolent champion of justice, when really at the end of the day, this is just about you finding out who your mommy is.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : My mother used to say that smugness gives you wrinkles.

  Grace Gardner : Oh, was I being smug? Sorry, I thought I was just being right.

• Dean Cathy Munsch : You scheduled this meeting. That means you talk first and I do my best to try to pretend to listen.

• Grace Gardner : You told me if I helped you get out of that asylum, you'd tell me what happened to the baby in the bathtub.

  Dean Cathy Munsch : Did I? Really? Wow! I have no memory of that. I mean, look, I was probably high on klonopin at the time, so you can't really hold me to anything I might have said.