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Ariana Grande: Chanel #2

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• Chanel #2 : See, despite what you heard, Hell sucks, it's not fun. Yes, there are water slides, but they're lined with razor blades and you splash down into a pool of boiling pee. Also, zero dinosaurs.

  Chanel Oberlin : There's no dinosaurs?

  Chanel #2 : No. As soon as I got there, I was like: "Where are the dinosaurs?" And they were like: "We know. Jesus broke in and stole them."

• Chanel #2 : And, I'm sorry that I had sex with Chad Radwell. I was just jealous. I wanted what you had, and I really needed my tube packed.

• Chanel #2 : I was probably just in a bad mood because Adolf Hitler was motor-boating my boobs.