Scream Queens (TV Series)
Beware of Young Girls (2015)
Glen Powell: Chad Radwell
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Quotes
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Chad Radwell : You just can't let dead people get to you. Okay? They're super pissed off they're dead, so they're coming from a place of anger.
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[Chanel finds Chad lying in bed in his underwear, holding a goat]
Chad Radwell : Chanel, this is not what it looks like.
Chanel Oberlin : Are you having sex with a goat? We had a promise, Chad! You looked me in the eye and promised you would try to be monogamous!
Chad Radwell : Uh, yeah, huh-doi, Chanel! I have been monogamous! Yes, I've looked at a ton of porn. Yes, I've been rubbing one out every five to ten minutes. But no, Chanel, I've not cheated on you.
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Chanel Oberlin : Chanel #2 told me from beyond the grave that you were cheating and then I catch you in bed with a farm animal!
Chad Radwell : Hey, she is not a farm animal! Her name is Rammy and she is a non-human helper companion!
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Chad Radwell : Lactose intolerance afflicts around fifty percent of the human population, who spend their entire lives walking past Baskin-Robbins knowing that if they even have a little bite of ice cream, they're gonna fart a bunch!