Scream Queens (TV Series)

Seven Minutes in Hell (2015)

Evan Paley: Caulfield

Quotes 

• Caulfield : Look, Chad, we've talked about this as a house and we all agree it's super weird that you sleep with so many old people.

  Chad Radwell : Hmmm. Uh, wow. You guys have really given me something to think about. While I've always believed one of the most fun parts of college life is sleeping with the faculty, I now realize that concentrating on porking popular girls, it's in all of our best interest.

• Roger : I thought you said Chanel had all the windows bomb-proofed so that we can't break them.

  Chad Radwell : Yeah, the downstairs windows, dude. Why would you bomb-proof upstairs windows? For like, a flying bomb?

  Caulfield : A flying bomb would be a missile, Chad.

  Chad Radwell : Honestly, where is the Red Devil gonna get a missile? Don't be an idiot!